Seregon O’Dassey



1. If blondes are like poker, and brunettes are like roulette, what are red-heads like?

      Baccarat. You can read the rules all you want, you'll never really understand.

2. Concerning Oprah and Dr. Phil--do you think he's ever "hit that"?

     Nah. If he did she'd be in a better mood and he would actually smile.

3. Ramones or Sex Pistols?

    Anything with sex in the title automatically gets the vote.

4. Why did the hipster cross the road?

     It's a pretty obscure answer. You've probably never heard of it.

5. Just what the Hell is Tom Cruise's problem?

     He believes his own...uh, acting...

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